My Cat Checked in to Rehab

(Verse 1) My cat checked in to rehab, it's really quite a scene, He's hooked on catnip, like you've never seen. He's scratching at the walls, and he's climbing up the shelves, That furry little addict, can't control himself! (Chorus) Oh, my cat checked in to rehab, he's a catnip fiend, He's chasing that high, like it's some kind of dream. He's sniffing and he's sneezing, he's out of control, My cat's on a bender, he's lost his soul! (Verse 2) He used to be so lazy, just lounging in the sun, But now he's on a mission, he's gotta get that fun. He's rummaging through drawers, and tearing up the rug, That crazy little kitty, he's gone completely bug! (Chorus) Oh, my cat checked in to rehab, he's a catnip fiend, He's chasing that high, like it's some kind of dream. He's sniffing and he's sneezing, he's out of control, My cat's on a bender, he's lost his soul! (Bridge) I tried to intervene, I hid the catnip stash, But he found it in the cupboard, and made a lightning dash. Now he's rolling in the leaves, with a wild look in his eyes, My cat's a catnip junkie, and he can't disguise! (Chorus) Oh, my cat checked in to rehab, he's a catnip fiend, He's chasing that high, like it's some kind of dream. He's sniffing and he's sneezing, he's out of control, My cat's on a bender, he's lost his soul! (Outro) So if you see a cat, acting crazier than most, Just know he's on a bender, chasing that catnip ghost. But we'll get through this together, with love and understanding, My cat's in rehab, but soon he'll be rebranding! (End Song) (End Song) (My Cat Checked in to Rehab)