Lowballin' Deals

[Verse] Scrolling through the posts on a Friday night, Found a '92 Chevy, said it runs just right, Messaged the owner with a price so low, He replied back, "Man, you must be joking, though." [Verse 2] There's a Mustang for sale, got some rust, no doubt, But I offer pennies and I give a shout, The seller gets mad, says I waste his time, Guess lowballing offers are a Facebook crime. [Chorus] Lowballin' deals on Facebook Marketplace, Got folks rollin' their eyes, shakin' their heads in disgrace, I'm searchin' for a bargain in every town, But no one's cutting me slack, just shootin' me down. [Bridge] Got a message from a lady with a pickup truck, She said my offer's low, but with a little luck, She might just take it 'cause she needs it gone, Guess even a lowball can bring a dawn. [Verse 3] Old man's got a Dodge, says it won't start, Bet he thinks it's gold, but I'll play my part, Offer fifty bucks and a smile so sweet, He said, "Son, try again, get back on your feet." [Verse 4] Just wanna score a deal, stretch my dollar tight, Ain't hurtin’ nobody, just followin' the light, Some call it cheap, but I see it smart, Lowballin' my way through this Facebook mart.