Moments That Matter

(Verse 1) Woke up to the sound of my alarm, Another day, another traffic jam. Got dressed up in my corporate attire, For a journey I'd rather not admire. (Chorus) They say we're missing out, oh what a pity, On moments that matter in the city. But I'd rather be home, in my pajamas, Than stuck in a cubicle drama. (Verse 2) Clock in, and the office is a zoo, With ringing phones and meetings too. Same old tasks, but now with distractions, Who knew cubicle life had such attractions? (Bridge) Bosses say it's for our growth and gain, But we're just part of their corporate chain. Missing out on what, I can't see, Oh yeah, moments that matter. (whee!) (Chorus) They say we're missing out, oh what a pity, On moments that matter in the city. But I'd rather be home, in my pajamas, Than stuck in a cubicle drama. (Verse 3) Emails flooding in, deadlines looming near, But I'm dreaming of my couch and a cold beer. The office gossip, the endless chatter, Are these the moments that really matter? (Chorus) They say we're missing out, oh what a pity, On moments that matter in the city. But I'd rather be home, in my pajamas, Than stuck in a cubicle drama. (Outro) So here's to the office, a real slice of heaven, Where work is a joy, twenty-four seven. But if you believe that, well, bless your soul, Moments that matter? [Solo] Yeah, that's a no. [End]