Itchy Scratchy

[Verse] Sittin’ on the couch, but I can't sit still, Wrigglin’ my seat, got ants in my frill. Worms in my gut, can’t chill, no thrill, Feelin' like a cactus wearin’ porcupine quill. [Verse 2] Doctor says a pill gonna fix this quick, But every second feels like my skin dem' bricks. In the bathroom stall, scratchin' at the mix, Worms in the system, man, that's some sick kicks. [Chorus] Itchy-scratchy, worms crawlin’ through, Creepin' like they own me, but I break through. It's a wormy world, but not for this dude, Scratchin' off the surface, gettin' rid of crude. [Bridge] Belly dancin', but it ain't no show, Got critters in my system, messin' up my flow. Doctor got the remedy, scarin' off my foes, Till then, I'm jiggin', while my worms lay low. [Verse 3] Climbin’ up the walls, can’t sleep at night, Worms tag teamin’, it’s a gruesome fight. Pop-culture horror, tapeworm delight, Feelin' like a zombie in the pale moonlight. [Chorus] Itchy-scratchy, worms crawlin’ through, Creepin' like they own me, but I break through. It's a wormy world, but not for this dude, Scratchin' off the surface, gettin' rid of crude.