Floss the Boss

[Intro] [Verse] The third of march was the day they say, That floss the boss came to stay (hoo-ray), St Thomas ward was her true debut, Her first breath there was a view anew, But Dan and crystal were been keen to see, What kinda little girl their daughter would be, But little did they know what kind of error, They'd began with their new little terror, [Chorus] (Floss the boss!) She's in charge!, (Floss the boss!) She's living large!, (Floss the boss!) The one in control!, (Floss the boss!) The little girl with soul! [Outro] [intro] [Verse] They took her back to their Stret-ham home, Grateful finally to be alone, But flossy she had another plan, Their nights of torment had just began, She cried all night and she cried all day (hey!), Hundreds of nappies would cause dismay, And every time crystal needed sleep, Their little girl would begin to weep, [Chorus] (Floss the boss!) She's in charge!, (Floss the boss!) She's living large!, (Floss the boss!) The one in control!, (Floss the boss!) The little girl with soul! [Outro] [scratch solo] [Verse] So they started their days at 4 AM, Crystals patience was wearing thin, They'd spend their days in a sleepy haze, Thinking of ways they could leave this maze, Their seed had a need (for the breastfeed!), Day or night (they follow her lead), But they loved flossy deep and true, And their love for floss just few and grew, [Chorus] (Floss the boss!) She's in charge!, (Floss the boss!) She's living large!, (Floss the boss!) The one in control!, (Floss the boss!) The little girl with soul!