Cover Is Gone

[Verse] Sittin' down in the public loo Got my business to attend to But there's a problem that I can't ignore That flimsy paper cover on the floor [Verse 2] You try to place it oh so neat But it's like a ghost, just can't be seen One wrong move and it's off, flying free Leaving me vulnerable to the seat [Chorus] Cover is gone, I'm feeling exposed (exposed) Toilet's flushin' before I'm composed (composed) Oh, won't somebody fix this mess? Toilet seat covers, you're causing distress (distress) [Verse 3] Now I'm faced with a new dilemma, what's this I see? The seat's wet, and the cover's sticking, oh woe is me Trying to peel it off, it clings with stubborn glee Leaving me grappling with discomfort, you see [Verse 4] A soggy seat cover, a wet surprise In this battle of hygiene, it's my compromise Struggling to rid it, I let out frustrated sighs Oh, what a predicament, what an unkind guise [Chorus] Cover is gone, I'm feeling exposed (exposed) Toilet's flushin' before I'm composed (composed) Oh, won't somebody fix this mess? Toilet seat covers, you're causing distress (distress) [Bridge] Is it too much to ask for a little peace of mind? A simple solution, not hard to find For the sake of us all, let's save our behinds And ensure every stall is properly lined [Chorus] Cover is gone, I'm feeling exposed (exposed) Toilet's flushin' before I'm composed (composed) Oh, won't somebody fix this mess? Toilet seat covers, you're causing distress (distress)