Crimson Tide Ride

Verse 1: It's that time of the month, she's got her sights on me Says it's gonna rain, like a storm on the sea I've got my umbrella, but it ain't gonna help 'Cause when those hormones hit, it's a whole 'nother realm Chorus: She's riding the crimson tide, and I'm along for the ride She's the captain of the ship, and I'm just trying to survive We'll laugh and we'll cry, it's one crazy trip But through the ups and the downs, I'm holding on tight to her grip Verse 2: She's got her chocolate stash and her fluffy pillow In these stormy waters, we might just need a lifeboat But even with her jokes, and the jokes on me I'm her number one fan, and I'm loving this spree Chorus: She's riding the crimson tide, and I'm along for the ride She's the captain of the ship, and I'm just trying to survive We'll laugh and we'll cry, it's one crazy trip But through the ups and the downs, I'm holding on tight to her grip Bridge: Three days 'til the waves crash down But until then, she's the queen with the crown She's making fun, but I've got her back We'll ride this storm out, without a single crack Chorus: She's riding the crimson tide, and I'm along for the ride She's the captain of the ship, and I'm just trying to survive We'll laugh and we'll c Chorus: She's riding the crimson tide, and I'm along for the ride She's the captain of the ship, and I'm just trying to survive We'll laugh and we'll cry, it's one crazy trip But through the ups and the downs, I'm holding on tight to her grip Outro: So here's to my love, and all she goes through No storm too rough, to keep me from you With jokes and laughter, we'll weather this sea 'Cause I'm your sailor, and you're the tide for me