Bank Robbery Gone Wrong

[Verse] Thought I'd make a quick buck didn't think twice Went to rob the bank figured it'd be nice But with my blurry eyes I made a grand mistake Walked into the police station for goodness' sake [Verse 2] Stood there with a mask ready to shout Hands in the air — then I had to doubt Cops just stared didn't break a sweat Realized my blunder but it's too late to regret [Chorus] I tried to be a hero of the heist But I chose the wrong door and that's my plight Echoes of laughter filling the night A tragic-comic tale in plain sight [Verse 3] Handcuffs clicked tight as they took me away They asked what I wanted had nothing to say Dreamed of riches now I sit in a cell My grand plan fizzled didn't go so well [Bridge] Lesson learned don't be a fool Check your map and know the rules Sometimes dreams don't go as planned Find another way to understand [Verse 4] Told my story to a cellmate or two We laughed about it what else could we do Life threw a curveball now here I stand A failed bank robber in this misfit band