Train To Düren

[Intro, talking] Ladies and Gentleman, the train to "Düren" is now leaving the station (bye bye then) [Verse, melancholic singing] Yeah I'm sittin' on the train and I'm excited for what's about to come (I wanna come!) but there's a sadness in my heart that is hard to explain (I don't like emotions!) I know the good days are ahead of me but I already miss my son and let me tell ya friend, I don't care about my wife 'cause I'm a country-singing ...macho manly guuuuun [Bridge] The train goes chooo chooo The train goes Choo Choo [pre-chorus] the train goes clickers-clack, tick tack dum da dum [Chorus, powerful, duet male female] Good times ahead Good times looking back Good times all around So why am I so sad? SO WHY AM I SO SAD?! [melancholic banjo solo] [harmonica solo] [Chorus, powerful, male and female duet] good times ahead ... and good times looking back IT'S GOOD TIMES ALL AROUND [scream]SO WHY THE FUCK AM I SO SAD? [Bridge, duo, male, female] Tell me, WHY THE FUCK AM I SO SAD? I don't want to be this sad Please god turn me into A MOTHERFUCKING ALPHA! [howl] I WANNA BE A WOLF [upbeat banjo solo] [upbeat banjo solo] [Outro] [child, talking] Dad? Please don't turn into a wolf dad, okay?