Bad Roommate

[Verse 1] I'm tired of the mess, the trash on the floor The dishes piled high, the stench, and your snore You leave your stuff everywhere, it's not okay Don't you respect me? I gave you a place to stay [Chorus] I don't care that you're a raccoon, just pay your rent If you just clean up your act and I'll be content I don't mind the mask, or the furry little hands Just be a good roommate, that's all I demand [Verse 2] The kitchen's a disaster, the sink's clogged with hair I'm really starting to think that you don't care The trash can's overflowing, the floor's a mess It's like you think someone else will clean it, I guess [Chorus] I don't care that you're a raccoon, just pay your rent If you just clean up your act and I'll be content I don't mind the mask, or the furry little hands Just be a good roommate, that's all I demand [Instrumental] [Bridge] We used to be great friends, we'd hang out all night Share our deepest secrets, and laugh with delight But then you moved in, and everything changed Now I'm left with a mess, and a bill unpaid [Instrumental] [Chorus] I don't care that you're a raccoon, just pay your rent If you just clean up your act and I'll be content I don't mind the mask, or the furry little hands Just be a good roommate, that's all I demand [Instrumental] [End]