Bittersweet Meltdown

[Verse] Stumbled 'pon a chocolate shrine With triangles oh so divine Greedy hands broke through the gold But little did I know What's to unfold [Verse 2] Mouth too wide Chewin' fast Toblerone dreams Couldn't last Bathroom stall A porcelain fate Explosions began A brown cascade [Chorus] Oooooooh Toblerone doom Explosive end in a tiled room Sweet treat's curse Oh I rue What’s now spraying Should’ve chewed [Verse 3] Gasps echo In restroom’s gloom Witness to my brown monsoon Linens failed Towels too frail Such an uproar The janitor’s tale [Bridge] Broken promises of Swiss delight Resulted in this cursed night Such creamy foes Rich and vile Turned my evening to a gaseous trial [Verse 4] Lament my choices Teary glare Crowds do scatter Rightly scared Hygiene's war I waged and lost Never knew joy at such a cost