Shitty day

(Verse 1) Woke up to the sun shining bright, Another day to chase my dreams in the light. But fate had a twist, a cruel surprise, Stepped out the door, met with stinky lies. (Pre-Chorus) On the sidewalk, where I trod so free, Lies a landmine, waiting for me. Cat poop squished beneath my shoe, Turned my day gray, what can I do? (Chorus) Oh, cat poop blues, got me singing the sad tune, Stuck in a mess, can't shake off this gloom. My plans unravel, my spirit takes a dive, All because of what I found on the drive. (Verse 2) I try to shake it off, but the smell won't fade, Stuck with this reminder of the mess I made. People pass by, giving looks of disdain, I'm the guy with the foul scent, what a pain. (Pre-Chorus) On the sidewalk, where I trod so free, Lies a landmine, waiting for me. Cat poop squished beneath my shoe, Turned my day gray, what can I do? (Chorus) Oh, cat poop blues, got me singing the sad tune, Stuck in a mess, can't shake off this gloom. My plans unravel, my spirit takes a dive, All because of what I found on the drive. (Verse 3) Through the day's trials, I'll soldier on, Though the memory of that poop lingers on. I'll walk with caution, eyes on the ground, No more surprises to turn my world around. (Outro) So here's to moving past life's little stings, Even when the smell of defeat clings. I'll laugh it off, let the troubles fade, In the end, it's just another escapade.