**Do Not Hire Idiots**

[Intro] [Heavy guitar riff with a pounding drum beat setting the tone] [Verse 1] Walked into the office, a fresh suit and tie, A resume of gold, but couldn’t meet my eye. Promised the stars, but couldn’t light a spark, In a world of thinkers, he couldn’t leave a mark. [Chorus] Do not hire idiots, it’s a rule that’s plain to see, Need minds that innovate, not repeat history. In the forge of progress, no room for dead weight, With every decision, we sculpt our own fate. [Verse 2] Second chance came around, thought he’d prove us wrong, But every word he spoke just dragged the day along. Ideas like old engines, too rusty to ignite, In the dance of evolution, he couldn’t fight the fight. [Chorus] Do not hire idiots, it’s a rule that’s plain to see, Need minds that innovate, not repeat history. In the forge of progress, no room for dead weight, With every decision, we sculpt our own fate. [Bridge] [Drum solo, raw and powerful, reflecting the frustration and energy of the workplace] [Verse 3] So we learn, so we grow, not just to survive, Looking for the spark that keeps the dream alive. Hire the visionaries, with fire in their soul, Because one true thinker can make a broken system whole. [Chorus] Do not hire idiots, it’s a rule that’s plain to see, Need minds that innovate, not repeat history. In the forge of progress, no room for dead weight, With every decision, we sculpt our own fate. [Chorus] Do not hire idiots, it’s a rule that’s plain to see, Need minds that innovate, not repeat history. In the forge of progress, no room for dead weight, With every decision, we sculpt our own fate. [Outro] [A final fierce guitar solo fades into a slow, echoing drum beat]