My Dog Thinks I'm Weird (And He's Right)

(Verse 1) Every time I come home, he's there at the door, He's watching me as I step across the floor. I start to hum a tune, and he gives me the eye, Like he's thinking, "What's wrong with this guy?" (Pre-Chorus) His silent judgment speaks volumes to me, As if to say, "What's this human trying to be?" (Chorus) My dog thinks I'm weird, and he's right, I'm just a little quirky, day and night. When I bust a move or make a funny sound, He tilts his head like I'm the oddest one in town. (Verse 2) I'll break into a dance, he'll just sit and stare, Wondering why I'm twirling like I just don't care. Or I'll sing off-key, and he'll give a sigh, Like, "Oh, why must you torture me, oh why?" (Pre-Chorus) His silent judgment speaks volumes to me, As if to say, "What's this human trying to be?" (Chorus) My dog thinks I'm weird, and he's right, I'm just a little quirky, day and night. When I bust a move or make a funny sound, He tilts his head like I'm the oddest one in town. (Bridge) But in his eyes, there's love so true, Even when I'm acting like a fool. He's my best friend, through thick and thin, Even though my antics he doesn't understand. (Pre-Chorus) His silent judgment speaks volumes to me, As if to say, "What's this human trying to be?" (Chorus) My dog thinks I'm weird, and he's right, I'm just a little quirky, day and night. When I bust a move or make a funny sound, He tilts his head like I'm the oddest one in town. (Outro) So let him think I'm weird, that's fine by me, As long as he's by my side, that's all I need to see. My dog may think I'm strange, it's true, But he loves me just the way I am, and that's all I need him to do. [End]