Lyrics
(Verse 1)
Hey there Cali, in your streaming chair,
With the chat alive and the virtual air.
You play the games with utmost flair,
But when the birds come, you just can't bear.
(Chorus)
Cali Yuga, oh streamer of might,
Your gaming skills are such a sight.
But mention a bird, and you're in flight,
Away from feathers and into the night.
(Verse 2)
In the realm of Twitch, you're the king,
With followers many, they cheer and sing.
But a single tweet makes your heart sting,
"Birds," you say, "are not my thing."
(Bridge)
It's a curious phobia, some might say,
In a world where pixels and sprites play.
But you stand firm, come what may,
"No birds allowed," you decree every day.
(Chorus)
Cali Yuga, oh streamer of might,
Your gaming skills are such a sight.
But mention a bird, and you're in flight,
Away from feathers and into the night.
(Verse 3)
Cali Yuga, with your screen aglow,
In the digital world, you're the main show.
But the avian kind, you don't want to know,
"Keep those wings away," you say with a "no."
(Verse 4)
Through the chat's roar and the game's thrill,
Your legend grows, never standing still.
But a peck or a coo, it's enough to chill,
Your bird-free zone, it's your iron will.
(Bridge)
"Why the disdain for the birds in the sky?"
The viewers ponder and often ask why.
With a laugh and a shrug, you don't even try,
"To each their own," is your simple reply.
(Verse 5)
So play on, Cali, with heart and soul,
Let the games unfold, let the good times roll.
But as for the birds, they're not in your poll,
In your streamer's kingdom, you're on patrol.
(Chorus)
Cali Yuga, oh streamer of might,
Your gaming skills are such a sight.
But mention a bird, and you're in flight,
Away from feathers and into the night.
(Outro)
Raise a glass to Cali, the gamer's choice,
May your channel prosper, your fans rejoice.
And keep those birds away, by your own voice,
For in the land of Twitch, you've made your noise.
