Crazy Weather

(Verse 1) Crazy weather, spring in advance, winter delayed, Toss off blankets, then shiver as cold invades, Thoughts of beach tortillas, but soup warms the night, Microwave meals, not quite the beachside delight. (Chorus) Crazy Weather, what's the forecast today? Hoping for sun, but clouds won't go away, In bed with frozen toes, dreaming of July heat, Laundry waits till summer, can't handle this repeat. (Verse 2) Flip-flops in snow, umbrella for the sun, Mother Nature's jokes, we're all on the run, Wardrobe confusion, from flip-flops to wool, Who needs seasons, when it's a weather whirlpool? (Chorus) Crazy Weather, what's the forecast today? Hoping for sun, but clouds won't go away, In bed with frozen toes, dreaming of July heat, Laundry waits till summer, can't handle this repeat. (Bridge) Shorts and scarves, a fashion show so bizarre, Unpredictable skies, we're reaching for the bar, From ice cream to hot cocoa, we adapt and cope, Let's blame the weather, for this slippery slope. (Outro) So here's the plan, washing blankets in June, No more premature spring, or winter's cruel tune, Embrace the madness, laugh at the stormy sway, Crazy weather, we'll survive, come what may!