Tater Takedown

[Verse] In the darkest night Where shadows creep A silent war The spuds will reap They rise from the ground Their eyes aflame Potato armies No one can tame (Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh) [Verse] With deadly might They'll seize control In the fields they grow An evil patrol Their starchy hearts Devoid of remorse The potato reign A wicked force [Verse] In the darkest night Where shadows creep A silent war The spuds will reap They rise from the ground Their eyes aflame Potato armies No one can tame (ooh-yeah) [Chorus] Fightin' through the fields With their skins of gold Spuds unite Never let go In the battle of the spuds We will conquer all Mashed or fried We'll stand tall (ooh-yeah)