The Sharp Wit of Ignacy

[Verse] Ignacy's got a blade And it ain't for playin' (oo-yeah!) He's got jokes for days Y'all Always slayin' (hoo!) Swingin' that sword like he's at the Renaissance fair (come on!) But his mind stays busy Thoughts everywhere (oh yeah) [Verse 2] In his medieval gear He's lookin' real fine (uh-huh) Tellin' bad jokes Laughin' all the time (hee-hee) "Why don't knights fight in the dark?" he'd say (what?) "Cause they might poke their eyes right away!" (ha!) [Chorus] Thinkin' too much But he's still got the flow (Ignacy!) Wieldin' that sword And his mind's on the go (hoo!) Slicin' and dicin' Tellin' jokes while he swings (come on!) Ignacy's wisdom and humor Make the crowd sing (yeah, yeah!) [Verse 3] He debates with himself What's the best technique? (uh-huh) While punchlines fly Yeah He's quite unique (hoo!) "Why'd the jester bring a ladder?" he quips with glee (say what?) "To crack a few jokes and to feel three feet free!" (hehe!) [Verse 4] Under that helmet His brain's on fire (hot!) A thinkin' machine With jokes to inspire (hoo!) He's pondering moves Like a chessboard king (uh-huh) But tossin' out zingers That's his other thing (oh yeah) [Bridge] Oh Ignacy You're a dual-edged blade (hoo!) Thoughts deep as oceans Jokes like a parade (come on!) From sword to samurai Mind runnin' wild (say what?) But there's never a time You ain't beguiled (yeah!)