Muddy the Horse

**🎵 Genre: Country/Comedy** **🎵 Tone: Upbeat, Humorous** **🎵 Instrument Selection:Acoustic Guitar, Banjo, Harmonica, Drums** **🎵 Metric density of vocals: Verses: Average 7 syllables per measure, Chorus: Average 5 syllables per measure** ### Intro Well, gather 'round folks, let me tell ya 'bout a horse named Muddy! ### Verse 1 Muddy's a horse who loves to laze, Spends all his days in a muddy daze. He’s got a coat that's brown and slick, From rollin' 'round in the mud so thick. ### Chorus 卧槽泥马(Woàh Tsáo Ní Mâh), lazy and free, Lyin' in the mud, as happy as can be. 卧槽泥马(Woàh Tsáo Ní Mâh), ain't got no shame, Just a lazy horse with a funny name. ### Verse 2 Wake him up, he’ll just yawn, Stretch his legs, and keep lyin’ on. Try to ride, he won’t even budge, Muddy's got his own kinda grudge. ### Chorus 卧槽泥马(Woàh Tsáo Ní Mâh), lazy and free, Lyin' in the mud, as happy as can be. 卧槽泥马(Woàh Tsáo Ní Mâh), ain't got no shame, Just a lazy horse with a funny name. ### Bridge Muddy don't care 'bout fancy feed, He’s content with his muddy steed. Life’s too short to run and race, Muddy’s found his happy place. ### Chorus 卧槽泥马(Woàh Tsáo Ní Mâh), lazy and free, Lyin' in the mud, as happy as can be. 卧槽泥马(Woàh Tsáo Ní Mâh), ain't got no shame, Just a lazy horse with a funny name. It's Just a lazy horse with a funny name. ### Outro So if you see Muddy just lyin' around, Don’t you worry, he’s the happiest horse in town! ### Instrumental solo ### Verse Years went by, like a gentle breeze, Muddy the Horse, he'd snore and sneeze. Dream all day, in the mud he's deed, Feeling awesome, like a battle steed! ### Chorus 卧槽泥马(Woàh Tsáo Ní Mâh), lazy and free, Lyin' in the mud, as happy as can be. 卧槽泥马(Woàh Tsáo Ní Mâh), ain't got no shame, Just a lazy horse with a funny name. He's Just a lazy horse with a funny name! ### Outro So if you see Muddy just lyin' around, Don’t you worry, he’s the happiest horse in town! (Ha ha ha ha~)