Sam Is Terrified

[no music] [spoken dialogue] Mmmmmhhhh...yeah... So, you come a long way, just to hear a tale? Well, that's rich. Oh? You've heard of me? Has my fame gone far across the lands to the world beyond? Interesting...very well. Sit back and relax! Watch the fire and listen to my voice. [verse1] Long ago, there was a man, let's call him Sam. He was a nice man, walking to and fro, going here and there, almost everywhere. At night, in the day, he went this and that way. One night, Sam was in the woods, happy as can be, until suddenly, he saw that all the animals were starting to flee! [chorus] Sam looked behind himself, at the darkness beyond. Oh, nothing could be seen past the light of his lantern. The woods whispered and breathed, breath all raggedy. Sam knew he was about to be apart of a tragedy. Sam is terrified. [verse2] [sad guitar solo] In the empty wind, he could feel his heart, beating so fast it's as if he would fall apart. Sam heard a deformed howl, and decided that was it, he would not be a part of any of that shit. [chorus] Sam ran...ran...ran, oh so fast, it's almost as he would run out of breath and pass. This is it, this is the end, the road was straight without a single bend. [whistling solo] [bridge] This is it, this is the end, the road was straight without a single bend. [whistle outro] [end]