Merry Ragtime Revelry

[Intro] "Och now me darlins, lend an ear, A merry ragtime tune ye'll hear. Of candy kisses sweet as pie, And chemistry that makes ya high!" [Verse] "In me wee shop on Ragtime Row, The strawberry fumes do ebb and flow. I mix the syrups red and bright, That fill yer mouth with pure delight." [Chorus] "Oh me sugarlumps, me sugarbombs! Sweeter than the angels' honeyed thrones! Have a taste me sweets, me candied treats, That'll put yer heart and tummy at ease!" [Verse] "With cinnamon sparks and lemon zest, Me recipes are the very best. Just a lick or two, I guarantee, Ye'll be addicted, waitin' on yer knees!" [Chorus] "Oh me sugarlumps, me sugarbombs! Sweeter than the angels' honeyed thrones! Have a taste me sweets, me candied treats, That'll put yer heart and tummy at ease!" [Outro] "So come on by me humble store, Where sweetness lurks behind each door. Me candy charms will fill yer life, With sugared bliss and flavored strife!"