No Wi-Fi Blues

[Verse] Booted up the console, but it ain't showin' online, Laggin' like my grandma, takes her sweet, sweet time, Poured myself a cold one, hopped on Overwatch, Servers playin' hide-and-seek, signal's outta sight. [Verse 2] Screen's freezin' up, mercy gettin' no heals, Tracer blinkin' out, more frustration I feel, Spinnin' circle of doom, like a tumbleweed blown, Cowboy shootin' blanks, my internet's no-go. [Chorus] No Wi-Fi blues, can't game in peace, Trapped in a digital wasteland, want my release, Call the ISP, all they say is hold tight, Stuck in the dark ages, ain't no quick fight, yee-haw. [Verse 3] Reset the router, still the same old song, Connectivity, man, gone for way too long, Wanted to stream, now just watchin’ the floor, Dreams of reachin' Diamond, right out the door. [Verse 4] Chillin' with Lucio, but my sound's outta tune, Junkrat’s bombs droppin’, right back to the boom, Round and round in circles, net doin’ cartwheels, Feels like ridin' bulls, struggle's gettin' real. [Chorus] No Wi-Fi blues, can't game in peace, Trapped in a digital wasteland, want my release, Call the ISP, all they say is hold tight, Stuck in the dark ages, ain't no quick fight, yee-haw.