Dinner Time Ditty

[Verse] Well, butter my backside and call me a biscuit We're headin' to the Cannibal Colony, don't risk it! Where the folks are mighty friendly, with a twinkle in their eye But if you don't watch your manners, you'll end up in their pie! [Chorus] So tuck in your napkin and mind your p's and q's The special here is long pork, with a side of goo-goo-eyes Just grin and bear it, as they dine without a whine In the Cannibal Colony, you're what's for dinner time! [Chorus] So tuck in your napkin and mind your p's and q's The special here is long pork, with a side of goo-goo-eyes Just grin and bear it, as they dine without a whine In the Cannibal Colony, you're what's for dinner time! [Bridge] Now some folks turn their noses at the eating of their kin But not this hungry bunch, no, they'll lick the platter clean! So keep your wits about you, and your forks and knives real close You never know which smiling face, might take a bite of your toe! [Drumroll] [Chorus] So tuck in your napkin and mind your p's and q's The special here is long pork, with a side of goo-goo-eyes Just grin and bear it, as they dine without a whine In the Cannibal Colony, you're what's for dinner time! [Outro] The Cannibal Colony, a real slice of life Where you could be the main course, with just a bit of strife So pop in and don't tarry, they're saving you a chair Just don't go home hungry, 'cause you might not leave from there!