Soggy Eggplant

[Verse] Soggy eggplant on my plate Limp and sad can't escape Not what I planned for dinner time Guess it's just my fate tonight [Verse 2] Why so droopy lost your groove Fell apart with every move Cooking you was such a mess Now I'm staring at the stress [Chorus] Soggy eggplant why so blue Thought you'd be a tasty stew But you turned to mush instead Guess I'll just have toast instead [Verse 3] Kitchen dreams just went awry All because you wouldn't fry Tried to bake you didn't work Now I'm feeling like a jerk [Chorus] Soggy eggplant why so blue Thought you'd be a tasty stew But you turned to mush instead Guess I'll just have toast instead [Bridge] So let me learn from this mistake Next time I won't overbake Keep you crisp and full of fight Eggplant dreams will turn out right