D&D Players of Chaos

Verse 1: We gather 'round the table, dice in hand, No plans, no maps, just a wild, wild land. Our DM sighs, “Here we go again,” But we charge ahead, through thick and thin. Chorus: We’re the kings and queens of chaos, No strategy, just pure mayhem. From dragons’ lairs to haunted halls, We dive right in, heed no calls. Verse 2: A rogue who trips on every trap, A wizard’s spells that always backfire. Our bard sings songs that make no sense, But we laugh and play, with no pretense. Chorus: We’re the kings and queens of chaos, No strategy, just pure mayhem. From dragons’ lairs to haunted halls, We dive right in, heed no calls. Bridge: Monsters roar, and we just grin, In this game, we always win. Not by skill, but by sheer luck, In the end, we never get stuck. Chorus: We’re the kings and queens of chaos, No strategy, just pure mayhem. From dragons’ lairs to haunted halls, We dive right in, heed no calls. Verse 3: A paladin who smites the wrong foe, A druid’s wild shape that steals the show. Our cleric’s prayers go unanswered, But we press on, undeterred. Chorus: We’re the kings and queens of chaos, No strategy, just pure mayhem. From dragons’ lairs to haunted halls, We dive right in, heed no calls. Chorus: We’re the kings and queens of chaos, No strategy, just pure mayhem. From dragons’ lairs to haunted halls, We dive right in, heed no calls. Outro: So here’s to us, the chaotic crew, With every roll, we start anew. In this world of D&D, Chaos reigns, and we are free.