The Toilet Blues

[Verse] Sat here on this porcelain throne, With my jeans around my knees, Feels like I’ve been here forever, But nothing comes with ease. [Verse 2] Drank my coffee, had my bran, Even chewed some prunes last night, But this stubborn body’s fighting me, It’s a never-ending fight. [Chorus] I got the toilet blues, got the toilet blues, Stuck here stranded, don't know what to do, Oh, I got the toilet blues, singing the toilet blues, Is there any cure for this ol’ restroom feud? [Verse 3] Can't believe it’s come to this, In the bathroom all alone, Check my watch and scratch my head, Wishing I could turn to stone. [Verse 4] The clock keeps ticking, but I stay, Reading old magazines, Thinking 'bout the good ol' days, When sittin' here just felt so clean. [Chorus] I got the toilet blues, got the toilet blues, Stuck here stranded, don't know what to do, Oh, I got the toilet blues, singing the toilet blues, Is there any cure for this ol’ restroom feud?