My printer is broken

[Intro] [Spoken] My printer is broken, mon! And I don't know how to fix it. It's got me feeling all down in the dumps. [Verse 1] I've tried everything I know to do Called HP tech support And I couldn't even understand them [Spoken] And I thought our accents were bad, but damn, mon! [Verse 2] This all happened because… One morning, I got my coffee And spilled it all over the damn printer Yes ma'am, I tried to turn it off and back on I can assure you that won't do shit, mon! [Chorus] My printer is broken mon About to do throw it in the can Printing paper be damned I can't do anything on this printer, mon! [Verse 3] Technology be Damned I don't know what else to do I tried to replace the ink, but I guess the coffee stains were too much Probably gonna have to buy a new one [Spoken] dammit, mon! [Chorus] My printer is broken mon About to do throw it in the can Printing paper be damned I can't do anything on this printer, mon! [outro] I think I'm going to stick with pen and paper Fuck this bullshit, mon! I don't have time for it Now I'm going to go eat me some oxtail and plantains. [Spoken] Don't be like me, mon! Keep your coffee far away from your machinery. [outro instrumental]