Chased Illegals

There's a bloke named Joe with a garden so neat, Full of veggies and flowers, it’s really quite sweet. One sunny morning, with a cup of his brew, He spots some strangers, a rowdy crew. Chorus Oh, he's chasing them out, with plans so grand, But they just won’t leave, they take a stand. His schemes get wilder, they just laugh and scoff, As they foil his plans with makeshift stuff. Verse 2 First, he thought a scarecrow would give them a fright, But they dressed it up in fairy lights. Then he set up a net, like the ones for the fish, They used it for hammocks, and now they wish. Chorus Oh, he's chasing them out, with plans so grand, But they just won’t leave, they take a stand. His schemes get wilder, they just laugh and scoff, As they foil his plans with makeshift stuff. Verse 3 Next, he built a robot with arms made of steel, But they turned it into a barbecue grill. A moat filled with water was his next big show, But they used it for bathing, oh no, poor Joe! Chorus Oh, he's chasing them out, with plans so grand, But they just won’t leave, they take a stand. His schemes get wilder, they just laugh and scoff, As they foil his plans with makeshift stuff. Verse 4 He launched fireworks, with a spectacular boom, They used them for cooking marshmallows by moon. A wall ten feet tall, he thought was the key, But they climbed it with ladders made from his own trees. Chorus Oh, he's chasing them out, with plans so grand, But they just won’t leave, they take a stand. His schemes get wilder, they just laugh and scoff, As they foil his plans with makeshift stuff. Bridge Joe’s getting tired, his patience worn thin, While the strangers just smile with a cheeky grin. But in the end, he thought, why not have some tea? Now they’re mates in the garden, as happy as can be. Chorus No more chasing them out, with plans so grand, They’re all best friends, you understand. His schemes were wild, now they laugh and scoff, ‘Cause they’re sharing his yard with makeshift stuff. Outro So if you find strangers, don’t go mad with your schemes, Just brew a pot of tea, and share your dreams. Joe learned the hard way, but now it’s all fun, In a yard full of life, they’re all number one!