Unexpected Release

Oh me, oh my (oh my) Thought it was a simple break of wind But to my surprise (surprise) Something else slipped on by, within It's a twisted fate (fate), a lesson learned Always be aware of what your body churns Well shame, such shame (such shame) Now I'm in a spot, the faces turn Who'd have thought (thought), with such a clench A fudge pop escape, creates such a stench [Pre-Chorus] With a trombone's slide, my cheeks betrayed A ska beat backdrop to the mess I made Oh jeez, oh man (oh man) Didn't see that coming, wasn't in the plan There's a brown surprise (surprise) Wrong kind of gas, and I realize (realize) I'm in a bind (bind), what an awful spell Like a silent movie, but I can't yell