Dracula's No-Smoking Zone

[Verse] Dracula's castle on the hill He wasn't home but he heard the thrill Frankenstein and Wolfman too The Mummy joined the smokin' crew [Verse 2] In his head he heard a roar "Who's in my castle Behind my door?" He rushed in fast Fangs on show But the scene It was bizarre You know [Chorus] No smokin' weed in Dracula's crib Not while takin' a dump That's the fib He's got a code You better understand Dracula's house No smokin' band [Verse 3] Toilet flush The green smoke high Wolfman howling Made the Mummy sigh Frankie sparking up Minds a-blur Drac just shook his head Couldn't concur [Verse 4] Castle nights are gettin' rough Dracula's mad Enough's enough He placed signs on every stall "No smokin' weed No dumpin' Y'all!" [Chorus] No smokin' weed in Dracula's crib Not while takin' a dump That's the fib He's got a code You better understand Dracula's house No smokin' band