A Very British Song

[Short Instrumental Intro] [verse] Oh, it’s tea time in the garden, posh and pristine, Monocles, top hats, a royal routine. Pinky fingers up, we’re sipping our brew, Crumpets and biscuits, a delightful view. [chorus] Tea time shenanigans, oh so grand, Posh and proper in this fair land. Big Ben chimes, the London Eye seen, Proud to be British, God save the Queen. [verse 2] Top hats wobble, mustaches curl, Gossip and chatter as teapots swirl. Pip-pip, cheerio, oh what a delight, Tea time shenanigans from morning ’til night. [chorus] Tea time shenanigans, oh so grand, Posh and proper in this fair land. Big Ben chimes, the London Eye seen, Proud to be British, God save the Queen. [bridge] Corgis prancing, Union Jacks wave, Such a charming, whimsical enclave. Brollies and bowler hats, oh what a sight, Tea time shenanigans, simply right. [outro] Tea time shenanigans, our grand parade, Posh and proper, never to fade. Big Ben chimes, the London Eye seen, Proud to be British, God save the Queen. [Refrain] Tea time shenanigans, forever we sing, A British spectacle, let the teapots ring. [Outro] Tea time shenanigans, forever we sing, A British spectacle, let the teapots ring. [End]