Mistaken Identity

[Verse] They call me Alan but that’s not me It’s Cooper here can’t you see Joe gets it right he’s my man But Jackson’s cold he doesn't understand [Verse 2] I whip up recipes day and night Alan's at the town hall in his plight Confusion spreads it drives me mad Big misunderstanding it's so sad [Chorus] I'm Cooper yes it’s so clear Not Alan can you hear Joe he knows it from the heart Jackson you tear us apart [Verse 3] Mixing flour and rolling dough That’s my life all I know Alan’s filing papers with his pen Don’t mix us up again and again [Bridge] The town might think it's a game But getting our names wrong is just lame Joe’s the buddy who gets it right But Jackson’s error puts me in a fight [Chorus] I'm Cooper yes it’s so clear Not Alan can you hear Joe he knows it from the heart Jackson you tear us apart