Misfortunate

[Instrumental] [Verse 1] Have you ever looked in the mirror and thought to yourself That if heaven exists, then this must be hell? And do you ever feel like God laughs in your face Because he's running the game and you're in last place? [Pre-Chorus] Well I hope you take comfort, happy to be Not the misfortunate bastard that's me [Chorus] Don't ask me for a helping hand Don't ask me what I have planned Because I'm about to take a stand I'm... misfortunate Don't ask me for a helping hand Don't ask me what I have planned Because I'm about to take a stand I'm... misfortunate [Verse 1] Have you ever looked in the mirror and thought to yourself That if heaven exists, then this must be hell? And do you ever feel like God laughs in your face Because he's running the game and you're in last place? [Pre-Chorus] Well I hope you take comfort, happy to be Not the misfortunate bastard that's me [Chorus] Don't ask me for a helping hand Don't ask me what I have planned Because I'm about to take a stand I'm... misfortunate Don't ask me for a helping hand Don't ask me what I have planned Because I'm about to take a stand I'm... misfortunate [Chorus] Don't ask me for a helping hand Don't ask me what I have planned Because I'm about to take a stand I'm... misfortunate Don't ask me for a helping hand Don't ask me what I have planned Because I'm about to take a stand I'm... misfortunate [Instrumental] [Verse 2] I rolled the dice and came up nil I swallowed down that sordid bitter pill I once was trapped, but then I broke the cage And now I'll make the whole damned world my stage [Pre-Chorus] And never more will this cruel world be free From this angry little bastard that's me [Chorus] Don't ask me for a helping hand Don't ask me what I have planned Because I'm about to take a stand I'm... misfortunate Don't ask me for a helping hand Don't ask me what I have planned Because I'm about to take a stand I'm... misfortunate I'm about to take a stand I'm... misfortunate [Instrumental] [Guitar Solo] [Chorus] Don't ask me for a helping hand Don't ask me what I have planned Because I'm about to take a stand I'm... misfortunate Don't ask me for a helping hand Don't ask me what I have planned Because I'm about to take a stand I'm... misfortunate [Whispered] Don't ask me for a helping hand Don't ask me what I have planned Because I'm about to take a stand I'm... misfortunate [Fade Out] [Outro] (fade to silence)