Intrusive Drive

[Verse 1, upbeat and insane] Behind the wheel, the moon winks and grins, Streetlights hum secrets, their glow like gin. “Watch out!” says a pothole, “I’m your urge,” Between “Go wild!” and “Stay sane,” I splurge. “Maybe I will,” I muse, eyes wide, It sounds absurd, but it’d be a wild ride! [Chorus, with faint laughter] Road signs whisper, 'Turn left at despair,' Moonbeams giggle, 'Right into thin air.' (ha ha!) My rearview mirror reflects a funhouse, Where sanity's a clown, and I'm the mouse." (woo!) [Verse 2, upbeat and insane] Billboards whisper madness, neon and bright, The asphalt chuckles, “Take a left, take flight.” “Honk if you’re lonely,” says a rusty sign, Between “Chaos reigns!” and “Order’s divine.” “Perhaps I should,” I chuckle, mind a maze, It sounds insane, but it’d be a craze! [Chorus, with faint laughter] Road signs whisper, 'Turn left at despair,' Moonbeams giggle, 'Right into thin air.' (ha ha!) My rearview mirror reflects a funhouse, Where sanity's a clown, and I'm the mouse." (woo!) [Verse 3, upbeat and insane] Radio static croons, “Tune in to chaos,” Guardrails giggle, “Leap, be unalloyed.” “Exit here to redeem,” the GPS invites. Between “Burn it all!” and “Hold on tight!” “What's binding?" I utter, eyes gleam, It sounds bananas, but it'll be supreme! [Chorus, with faint laughter] Road signs whisper, "Turn left at despair," Moonbeams giggle, "Right into thin air." (ha ha!) My rearview mirror reflects a funhouse, Where sanity's a clown, and I'm the mouse. (woo!) Intrusive drive! (Drive! Drive! Drive! Drive!) Intrusive drive!