It's Your Fault (And Maybe a Bit Mine Too)

[Verse 1] I've been sitting here thinking, just who’s to blame, All fingers point to you, always the same. Never around when the night got too long, I was just your curtain call, in your play all wrong. [Chorus] It’s all your fault, you never were true, Left me alone, feeling so blue. It’s all your fault, I felt so confined, Seems clear as day, all the signs. [Verse 2] You didn’t laugh at my jokes, they were lost in the frost, Cold as your stare, our warmth all but lost. I joked once that your sister was hot, You didn't smile, didn't like that thought. [Chorus] It’s all your fault, couldn't you see? Just a little humor, wasn't meant seriously. It’s all your fault, humor gone wrong, I meant no harm, just playing along. [Verse 3] That night you walked in, surprise on your face, There we were, in an awkward embrace. Yes, your sister, in the dim light, It looked wrong, but I’ll swear it was alright. [Chorus] It’s probably your fault, you should have knocked, Caught in the act, both of us shocked. It’s probably your fault, weren’t meant to see, I was not where I promised to be. [outro] [voice, spoken] Okay, never mind, it’s completely my fault.