Lyrics
Verse 1: Toilet paper, soft and white,
Dreams of water every night,
In the bathroom, side by side,
But their love, they must hide.
Chorus: Oh, water, my dear, so clear and pure,
Our love’s a dream, but we can’t endure,
For if we touch, I’ll dissolve away,
In your embrace, I cannot stay.
Verse 2: Water flows, so free and wild,
Toilet paper, gentle, mild,
In the sink, they catch a glance,
But they know they can’t take the chance.
Chorus: Oh, water, my dear, so clear and pure,
Our love’s a dream, but we can’t endure,
For if we touch, I’ll dissolve away,
In your embrace, I cannot stay.
Bridge: In the pipes, they whisper low,
Of a love they’ll never know,
Bound by fate, they must refrain,
From a love that brings them pain.
Chorus: Oh, water, my dear, so clear and pure,
Our love’s a dream, but we can’t endure,
For if we touch, I’ll dissolve away,
In your embrace, I cannot stay.
Outro: Toilet paper, water’s song,
A love that’s right, but feels so wrong,
In the bathroom, side by side,
Forever close, but worlds divide.
Verse 3:
Water drips, a tender sound,
Toilet paper, rolls around,
In the drain, a fleeting tear,
For the love that they hold dear.
Chorus:
Oh, water, my dear, so clear and pure,
Our love’s a dream, but we can’t endure,
For if we touch, I’ll dissolve away,
In your embrace, I cannot stay.
Verse 4:
Toilet paper, thin and frail,
Knows that love will always fail,
Water’s wave, a gentle tide,
Yearning hearts, forever denied.
Chorus:
Oh, water, my dear, so clear and pure,
Our love’s a dream, but we can’t endure,
For if we touch, I’ll dissolve away,
In your embrace, I cannot stay.
Bridge 2:
In the night, when all is still,
Toilet paper feels the chill,
Water’s warmth, so near yet far,
Like a distant, fading star.
Chorus:
Oh, water, my dear, so clear and pure,
Our love’s a dream, but we can’t endure,
For if we touch, I’ll dissolve away,
In your embrace, I cannot stay.
Outro:
Toilet paper, water’s cry,
A love that’s bound to say goodbye,
In the bathroom, side by side,
Two lonely souls, with love denied.
This part deepens the narrative of a love that is impossible, with Toilet Paper and Water yearning for a connection they can never fully have, yet still remaining close in proximity, forever longing.
