Lyrics
[Verse]
Can't stand the sight of a cheeseburger in my hand
Makes me sick
Can't you understand?
The greasy meat
The gooey cheese
It's a nightmare
Bring me to my knees
I see everyone around me taking a bite
But the thought of a cheeseburger just ain't right
I'd rather have a salad
Something light and green
But this cheeseburger obsession
It's obscene
[Verse 2]
Every time I go out
It's the same old story
Cheeseburgers everywhere
It's getting boring
I'm sick and tired of hearing "just try a bite"
But I've had enough
It's time to fight
[Verse 3]
They say it's un-American, what's wrong with you?
But I just can't eat it, it's not what I choose
All that grease and fat, it's not my scene
Give me a fresh salad, so crisp and clean
[guitar solo]
[verse]
I watch them munching down, with ketchup and fries
But I'd rather munch on kale, see the world through clear eyes
I'm not trying to be difficult, just want something new
So keep your cheeseburgers, I'm staying true
[Chorus]
Cheeseburgers, no way, not today
Give me a salad, let me find my own way
I'm not into beef, or the cheddar cheese
Just want a salad, baby, bring me some peace
[breakdown]
[Verse 4]
I know they all laugh, say I'm out of place
But I'd rather eat greens, without a trace
Of that fatty meat, that they hold so dear
But I'm standing my ground, year after year
[verse]
They think I'm weird, say it's just a phase
But I've seen the light, in so many ways
So I'll stick to my salad, won't give in
To the cheeseburger madness, won't let it win
[Verse]
So here's to the salads, to the life I choose
I don't need your burgers, I refuse
To follow the herd, in their greasy haze
I'll take my veggies, in a thousand ways
