Grandperv's Tractor

[Verse] Grandperv's slow as molasses, just loading up his trailer, Takin' his sweet time, makin' me antsy as a sailor. With his old beat-up cap and that stubborn, toothy grin, He's got all day long, not a hurry under his skin. [Verse 2] I can hear the rooster crowin', sun's already high, But Grandperv's got a laugh, says "It'll get done by and by." Got a chaw in his cheek and a twinkle in his eye, While the world rushes on, he's just watchin' time fly. [Chorus] He's movin' at the speed of a worn-out tractor, While the whole town’s hustling, he don’t care for the factor. Slow as molasses, but that’s his grand way, Grandperv's takin' all his time, and he's sure here to stay. [Verse 3] Got a box of mismatched bolts and a busted-up wrench, Fixing that old trailer, while he's parked on the bench. Ain't no rush in his veins, no stress in his head, Just takin' life easy, like old Grandperv said. [Bridge] In a world driven mad by the tick of the clock, Grandperv strolls along, slow as a walk in the park. He says "Life ain't a race, boy, you gotta savor the ride," As he hoists up that trailer, with all the time on his side. [Chorus] He's movin' at the speed of a worn-out tractor, While the whole town’s hustling, he don’t care for the factor. Slow as molasses, but that’s his grand way, Grandperv's takin' all his time, and he's sure here to stay.