Neither the time nor the crayons

**Verse 1:** You seem to be suffering from delusions of adequacy, My days of not taking you seriously have come to a middle. You are the human equivalent of a participation trophy, May your life be as pleasant as you are, oh so little. **Chorus:** I have neither the time nor the crayons necessary to explain this to you, I envy everyone who hasn't met you, oh it's true. It's impossible to underestimate you, I expect nothing and am still disappointed too. **Verse 2:** In a world full of stars, you dim the light, With every word, you blur the lines, oh what a sight. Your presence is a gift that no one wants to keep, A shadow in the day, a nightmare in our sleep. **Chorus:** I have neither the time nor the crayons necessary to explain this to you, I envy everyone who hasn't met you, oh it's true. It's impossible to underestimate you, I expect nothing and am still disappointed too. **Bridge:** Oh, the tales we could spin, Of the places you've been, But the stories all end the same, With you adding nothing to your name. **Chorus:** I have neither the time nor the crayons necessary to explain this to you, I envy everyone who hasn't met you, oh it's true. It's impossible to underestimate you, I expect nothing and am still disappointed too. **Outro:** May your days be as bright as your soul is dim, In the end, you'll fade, just a whim. For the world moves on, and so will we, Leaving behind your mediocrity.