The Burpin' Lady

[Verse] Down in the holler where the sun shines bright There's a woman who burps she don't even fight Every five minutes like clockwork she goes A funny sound that no one else knows [Verse 2] Sitting on her porch with a lemonade glass Burpin' loud enough to scare off the bass Neighbors stop by just to hear her play It's a show you don't wanna miss any day [Chorus] The Burpin' Lady she's got the sound It echoes through the mountains all around Every five minutes it's a lovely tune Underneath the stars or in the afternoon [Verse 3] Tried to stop the habit but it never did stick Doctors and potions they didn’t fix her quick But we all grew fond of her quirky ol' charm Her burps are like music raising no alarm [Bridge] Talk of the town from young to old Her burps make stories that are often told Laughter and joy in every burp she sends This lady’s sound has made lasting friends [Chorus] The Burpin' Lady she's got the sound It echoes through the mountains all around Every five minutes it's a lovely tune Underneath the stars or in the afternoon