My phone

[Chorus] Hey, where's my phone? I found it in the fridge, next to the lemon. [Verse 1] Last night there was a party, I lost my keys, my mind, my heart. I searched everywhere, I searched for long, Finally found them in a ketchup bottle. [Chorus] Hey, where's my phone? I found it in the fridge, next to the lemon. [Solo guitar] [Verse 2] I wore mismatched socks, quite a sight, One with stripes, the other with stars, oh, what a delight! I danced tango with a broom, sang to the mirror, The neighbor knocked, said, "Quiet! It's already four!" [Chorus] Hey, where's my phone? I found it in the fridge, next to the lemon. [Bridge] But does it really matter where my things are? Life's an adventure, let it unfold, bizarre. [Verse 3] The morning alarm rings in the distance, I found it in the drawer, next to the salami persistence. I got out of bed, stumbled over the cat, The day starts amusingly, oh, what a fun spat! [Chorus] Hey, where's my phone? I found it in the fridge, next to the lemon. [Chorus] Hey, where's my phone? I found it in the fridge, next to the lemon. [Outro] Drin drin drin drin drin drin drin drin [End]