Lyrics
Cat Boarding House Blues
Chorus:
Meow, meow, cat boarding house blues
Feline friends, we just can't refuse
Scratch at the door, slip through the cracks
Our home's gone wild, overrun by cats!
Verse 1:
We were new in town, feeling down and out
Our shabby place gave us reason to pout
Then came a scratch, a meow at the door
Opened it up, our lives changed evermore
First came Billy, cigarette in his maw
Jumped in my partner's arms, breaking every law
He purred his name, ignored ours with sass
That tabby sure had a whole lot of class
Verse 2:
Billy Bourbon, in the kitchen he roamed
Found a tuna can, made himself at home
Sloppy tracks of drool, TV snacks on demand
Dropped the can and sprawled, this place was grand
My partner told Billy, "Use the can for your ash,"
But Billy let the hot embers fall with a splash
She rushed to stop things from burning down
While Billy acted like he owned the town
Hook: (Spoken rhythmically)
Boom Boom, Sumo, Shelly Can-Can
Our cat crew's growing, join the fan clan!
Meow along, don't you wait
Cat boarding blues, it's our fate!
Verse 3:
Shelly Can-Can strutted in with grace
Jelly Nose followed, whiskers in your face
Skippy and Boom-Boom, a dynamic duo
And Sumo Belle? She's no average Joe!
Our quiet home? Now a feline fiesta
Each day's a party, each night a siesta
From dawn to dusk, they roam and play
In our hearts, these kitties will always stay
Chorus:
Meow, meow, cat boarding house blues
Feline friends, we just can't refuse
Scratch at the door, slip through the cracks
Our home's gone wild, overrun by cats!
Bridge:
Every night we hear that familiar sound
(Scratch, scratch)
Who's next to join our merry-go-round?
(Meow, meow)
Our crazy clan, our purring crew
Life with cats? A dream come true!
Verse 4:
We moved in blue, now we're feline fine
Our hovel's transformed to a cat design
Fur on the couch, toys on the floor
Wouldn't change a thing, we're lonely no more
Hairballs here and litter boxes there
Tangled in our feet, fur in the air
So if you're feeling down, here's what to do
Find a place where the cats come to you
They'll bring you joy, and love so bold
A tail-wagging story that never gets old
Final Chorus:
Meow, meow, cat boarding house blues
Feline friends, we just can't refuse
Scratch at the door, slip through the cracks
Our home's gone wild, overrun by cats!
Meow, meow, cat boarding house blues
From lonely to loved, thanks to our mews
Open your heart, let the fur balls in
Cat boarding life? It's a total win!
Outro: (Spoken with cat sounds in the background)
Remember folks, adopt don't shop
Give a home to a cat, be a real top pop
Share your #CatBoardingBlues and spread the joy
Every kitty deserves a loving home to enjoy!
(Fade out with various cat meows and purrs)
