What a Deal, What a Steal

[Instrumental Epic Intro] [Intro] [Instrument Intro] [Intro] [Verse 1] Dashing to the place, With fifty bucks in hand, Gonna get my fill, Of the best food in the land. Egg rolls, chow mein, General Tso's delight, But then I see the coupon, and I can't believe my eyes! [Chorus] Oh, what a deal, what a steal, A 20oz soda free! Spend fifty bucks, get a drink, Oh, it's too good to believe! Oh, what a deal, what a steal, A 20oz soda free! I spent a fortune on my meal, For a soda, can't you see? [Verse 2] Sweet and sour pork, And dumplings by the stack, Orange chicken too, I can't believe my luck. The bill comes to my table, Fifty dollars, oh my my, But hey, I've got this coupon, let's give it a try! [Chorus] Oh, what a deal, what a steal, A 20oz soda free! Spend fifty bucks, get a drink, Oh, it's too good to believe! Oh, what a deal, what a steal, A 20oz soda free! I spent a fortune on my meal, For a soda, can't you see? [Bridge] The waiter brings my check, With a smile that's oh so bright, "Congrats!" he says to me, "You've earned a free delight!" But as I sip my soda, I can't help but feel dismay, Fifty dollars down the drain, for a Pepsi? No way! [Chorus] Oh, what a deal, what a steal, A 20oz soda free! Spend fifty bucks, get a drink, Oh, it's too good to believe! Oh, what a deal, what a steal, A 20oz soda free! I spent a fortune on my meal, For a soda, can't you see? [Outro] Next time I'll just bring, My own drink to the place, I'll save myself some cash, And avoid this crazy race. So here's to all the diners, Who've fallen for this scheme, Remember folks, a soda free, isn't worth the dream! [Chorus] Oh, what a deal, what a steal, (what a deal!) A 20oz soda free! (OMG it's free free!) Spend fifty bucks, get a drink, (i gots a drink) Oh, it's too good to believe! (hard to believe!) Oh, what a deal, what a steal, (oooh, what a deal!) A 20oz soda free! (really really free?) I spent a fortune on my meal, (oooh expensive meal) For a soda, can't you see? (all for that drink you see!) [Instrumental Mallow] [[Epic Instrumental Outro] [Ending] [Fade Out] [Epic Instrumental Outro] [Ending] [Fade Out]