A Short Song

[Verse 1] I was sittin' at the bar, just wastin' time, Sippin' on a beer, let my mind unwind. When a question popped up, outta nowhere, What's the word for a group of folks who are small but fair? [Pre-Chorus] Is it a cluster, a bundle, or a tiny brigade? I asked everyone around, but no sense was made. The bartender shrugged, the jukebox played on, But I couldn’t shake the thought, so I wrote this song! [Chorus] What's the word for a herd of midgets? Is it a pint-sized parade, or a mini-widget? I’m searchin’ high, I’m searchin’ low, For the right word, man, I just gotta know! What's the term for a squad so short? A bunch of little legends, or a compact court? I’m rackin’ my brain, can’t figure it out, Somebody help, what’s this all about? [Verse 2] I hit up Google, but it ain’t got a clue, All it gave me was ads for shoes. So I turned to the crowd, for a brainstorm sesh, But the answers they gave were a hot mess. [Pre-Chorus] Is it a pocket posse, a tiny troop? A munchkin mob, or a small-time group? The debate raged on, like a rock ‘n’ roll jam, But we still couldn’t land on a solid slam! [Chorus] What's the word for a herd of midgets? Is it a pint-sized parade, or a mini-widget? I’m searchin’ high, I’m searchin’ low, For the right word, man, I just gotta know! What's the term for a squad so short? A bunch of little legends, or a compact court? I’m rackin’ my brain, can’t figure it out, Somebody help, what’s this all about? [Bridge] Maybe it’s a mystery, never to be solved, A question that leaves us all enthralled. But until I find out, I won’t rest my case, Gonna keep on rockin’ at my own pace. [Outro] So if you know the answer, don’t be shy, Shout it out loud, give it a try! But if there ain’t no word, that’s fine by me, We’ll just keep rockin’ in sweet harmony! [Chorus] What's the word for a herd of midgets? Is it a pint-sized parade, or a mini-widget? I’m searchin’ high, I’m searchin’ low, For the right word, man, I just gotta know! What's the term for a squad so short? A bunch of little legends, or a compact court? I’m rackin’ my brain, can’t figure it out, Somebody help, what’s this all about? [Outro] Yeah, we’ll just keep on rockin’, No matter what they’re called, Short or tall, big or small, We’re all standin’ tall! [Spoken] come to think of it, I'm sure whatever the term is, it would have to be short. [End]