Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I was sittin' at the bar, just wastin' time,
Sippin' on a beer, let my mind unwind.
When a question popped up, outta nowhere,
What's the word for a group of folks who are small but fair?
[Pre-Chorus]
Is it a cluster, a bundle, or a tiny brigade?
I asked everyone around, but no sense was made.
The bartender shrugged, the jukebox played on,
But I couldn’t shake the thought, so I wrote this song!
[Chorus]
What's the word for a herd of midgets?
Is it a pint-sized parade, or a mini-widget?
I’m searchin’ high, I’m searchin’ low,
For the right word, man, I just gotta know!
What's the term for a squad so short?
A bunch of little legends, or a compact court?
I’m rackin’ my brain, can’t figure it out,
Somebody help, what’s this all about?
[Verse 2]
I hit up Google, but it ain’t got a clue,
All it gave me was ads for shoes.
So I turned to the crowd, for a brainstorm sesh,
But the answers they gave were a hot mess.
[Pre-Chorus]
Is it a pocket posse, a tiny troop?
A munchkin mob, or a small-time group?
The debate raged on, like a rock ‘n’ roll jam,
But we still couldn’t land on a solid slam!
[Chorus]
What's the word for a herd of midgets?
Is it a pint-sized parade, or a mini-widget?
I’m searchin’ high, I’m searchin’ low,
For the right word, man, I just gotta know!
What's the term for a squad so short?
A bunch of little legends, or a compact court?
I’m rackin’ my brain, can’t figure it out,
Somebody help, what’s this all about?
[Bridge]
Maybe it’s a mystery, never to be solved,
A question that leaves us all enthralled.
But until I find out, I won’t rest my case,
Gonna keep on rockin’ at my own pace.
[Outro]
So if you know the answer, don’t be shy,
Shout it out loud, give it a try!
But if there ain’t no word, that’s fine by me,
We’ll just keep rockin’ in sweet harmony!
[Chorus]
What's the word for a herd of midgets?
Is it a pint-sized parade, or a mini-widget?
I’m searchin’ high, I’m searchin’ low,
For the right word, man, I just gotta know!
What's the term for a squad so short?
A bunch of little legends, or a compact court?
I’m rackin’ my brain, can’t figure it out,
Somebody help, what’s this all about?
[Outro]
Yeah, we’ll just keep on rockin’,
No matter what they’re called,
Short or tall, big or small,
We’re all standin’ tall!
[Spoken]
come to think of it, I'm sure whatever the term is, it would have to be short.
[End]
