The Ballad of Dr. Perez

(Verse 1) Dr. Perez walks in, hair perfectly styled, He's the McDreamy doc, got the award with a smile. Emergency medicine's his game, high maintenance is his fame, Intubating meth heads, curing cancer, mending bones, it’s all in a days gain! (Chorus) Dr. Perez, oh so fine, With his hair and his skills, he's in his prime. Saving lives with flair, in the ER's bright light, High maintenance doc, unfortunately for patients he does it just all right. (Bridge) From the chaos of the ER to the quiet of the night, Dr. Perez shines bright, his skills taking flight. With a flick of his hair and a ketamine for all, He's the hero of the hour, in this crazy land. (Chorus) Dr. Perez, oh so fine, With his hair and his skills, he's in his prime. Saving lives with flair, in the ER's bright light, High maintenance doc, unfortunately for patients he does it just all right. (Outro) So here's to Dr. Perez, the McDreamy of the ER scene, With his high maintenance ways and his hair always clean. Saving lives left and right, he's the hero we need, Dr. Perez, the doc with the perfect hair indeed!