Lyrics
### Title: "Bigfoot's Pranks"
[Verse 1]
I love my little town, where the streets are slow
The sun sets soft, with a warm orange glow
We got the corner store and the old café
Folks waving from their porches, it's the perfect day
[Verse 2]
But there's one prankster, makes us scratch our heads
Leaving poo on doorsteps, messin' up our sheds
Throwing eggs at houses, always up to no good
But tonight I'll catch him, deep in the woods
[Chorus]
Down in these parts, life's a little weird
Got a bigfoot prankster, who we all feared
Down in these parts, where the trees are tall
That hairy joker's got us cursing after all
[Verse 3]
One night I decided, I’d catch him in the act
Set up some cameras, laid out some traps
I heard a rustling, then a heavy stomp
Opened up my door, and almost took a romp
[Verse 4]
Caught him red-handed, mid-squat on my porch
Bigfoot took off running, with a mighty roar
I stood there speechless, could barely react
Should’ve known it was him, from the size of the crap
[Chorus]
Down in these parts, life's a little weird
Got a bigfoot prankster, who we all feared
Down in these parts, where the trees are tall
That hairy joker's got us cursing after all
[Bridge]
Lamenting now, I should’ve seen the clues
Giant footprints, and enormous poos
Bigfoot’s a menace, playing tricks every night
Leaves us all frustrated, and ready for a fight
[Verse 5]
Now we tell the tale, round the fire at night
How bigfoot’s pranks gave us all a fright
But now we know, he’s just having fun
Our bigfoot buddy, makes the woods more fun
[Chorus]
Down in these parts, life's a little weird
Got a bigfoot prankster, who we all feared
Down in these parts, where the trees are tall
That hairy joker's got us cursing after all
[Outro]
So if you see some poo, on your doorstep there
Or find your house egged, don’t you despair
It’s just bigfoot playing, his tricks in the night
Living near the woods, is a wild delight
