Bigfoot Pranks

### Title: "Bigfoot's Pranks" [Verse 1] I love my little town, where the streets are slow The sun sets soft, with a warm orange glow We got the corner store and the old café Folks waving from their porches, it's the perfect day [Verse 2] But there's one prankster, makes us scratch our heads Leaving poo on doorsteps, messin' up our sheds Throwing eggs at houses, always up to no good But tonight I'll catch him, deep in the woods [Chorus] Down in these parts, life's a little weird Got a bigfoot prankster, who we all feared Down in these parts, where the trees are tall That hairy joker's got us cursing after all [Verse 3] One night I decided, I’d catch him in the act Set up some cameras, laid out some traps I heard a rustling, then a heavy stomp Opened up my door, and almost took a romp [Verse 4] Caught him red-handed, mid-squat on my porch Bigfoot took off running, with a mighty roar I stood there speechless, could barely react Should’ve known it was him, from the size of the crap [Chorus] Down in these parts, life's a little weird Got a bigfoot prankster, who we all feared Down in these parts, where the trees are tall That hairy joker's got us cursing after all [Bridge] Lamenting now, I should’ve seen the clues Giant footprints, and enormous poos Bigfoot’s a menace, playing tricks every night Leaves us all frustrated, and ready for a fight [Verse 5] Now we tell the tale, round the fire at night How bigfoot’s pranks gave us all a fright But now we know, he’s just having fun Our bigfoot buddy, makes the woods more fun [Chorus] Down in these parts, life's a little weird Got a bigfoot prankster, who we all feared Down in these parts, where the trees are tall That hairy joker's got us cursing after all [Outro] So if you see some poo, on your doorstep there Or find your house egged, don’t you despair It’s just bigfoot playing, his tricks in the night Living near the woods, is a wild delight