Lone Wolf Lament

This is a story about Mike. Mike mother fucking Ryder. Now this boy Ryder, he only had two gears. Sleeping and gay! But when he was in neutral. They called him mister Wolf. THE WOLF BABY! ROAR. He liked to, shall we say fix problems and clean up other people's mess. Now the problem is, sometimes. Mister wolf would make his own mess. He'd take too many green dick pills. He'd fuck so many women, were talking beautiful women, tens! But also a lot of twos. He didn't discriminate. He didn't discriminate, because he's a kind soul to those twos. The issue is. Heh. The twos left a stench like no other on the wolf. You mix that with the perfume of the tens, and boy it was a pecular smell!! WOOFFF! Ohhhhhhhhh two gear Ryder. Ohhhhhhhhh that smelly wolf.