The Dragonslayer

[Verse 1] They say he's gonna slay the dragon, Save the village from the flame, His sword's supposed to be his weapon, And glory is his claim to fame. [Chorus] But you'll find him at the pub tonight, Drinking ales and starting fights, Raising his mug high, full of cheer, Our boisterous hero's always here. [Verse 2] He's meant to rescue fair maidens, From towers high and dungeons deep, Legends speak of his great courage, In stories, they still keep. [Chorus] But you'll find him at the pub tonight, Drinking ales and starting fights, Raising his mug high, full of cheer, Our boisterous hero's always here. [Verse 3] Tales tell of him wrestling giants, Battles fierce, he can't be beat, Champions fall before his prowess, As crowds cheer in the street. [Chorus] But you'll find him at the pub tonight, Drinking ales and starting fights, Raising his mug high, full of cheer, Our boisterous hero's always here. [Verse 4] He's supposed to map the unknown lands, Brave the forests dark and wild, With wisdom and a trusty blade, And a spirit strong and mild. [Chorus] But you'll find him at the pub tonight, Drinking ales and starting fights, Raising his mug high, full of cheer, Our boisterous hero's always here. [Bridge] In every tale, he's the greatest, In every song, his deeds are sung, But if you want to meet this hero, Just listen for the tavern's song. [Chorus] 'Cause you'll find him at the pub tonight, Drinking ales and starting fights, Raising his mug high, full of cheer, Our boisterous hero's always here. [Outro] So here's to the dragon slayer, A toast to his legendary spree, Though he's not out in the wild, He's the king of revelry.