...so i asked the AI

[Verse 1] Another one of those days, I stare at the screen I want to create a song but my head is empty I open a chatbot, and write the following prompt "use twelve random words, and create me a Song" [Bridge] The words it gave me, was the following, so I went to Suno, and let the fun begin. [Pre-Chorus] Sentient Toaster, Microwave Opera, Robot Uprising, Mandatory Polka Existential Dread, Sparkling Socks, Budget Apocalypse, Dance Floor Lava, Catnip Synthesizer, Disco Napkin Downloadable Tears, Emotional Algorithm [Bridge] so I went to Suno, and let the fun begin [Chorus] "Is this a breakup text, or existential dread? Downloading feels with a disco ball overhead My cat's judging me, while the robot vacuums my tears Just need some Shakespeare and microwaved fish, to conquer these fears!" [Verse 2] "My toaster gives me existential dread, but then I crank the mambo instead! Socks with Shakespeare? Don't you judge my flair, disco ball malfunction, filling the air! Internet's down, but the butterflies say, 'Dance with the robot vacuum at the end of the day!' Who needs a therapist when you've got a pineapple sunset, shimmering bright? Yeah!" [Bridge] so I went to Suno, and let the fun begin. [Chorus] "Is this a disco napkin, or a sign of the Robot Uprising? My toaster's judging me, with existential dread in its wiring! But hey, at least my tears are downloadable, while I rock these sparkling socks on the dance floor lava!" [Outro]