I only ate 4 hot dogs

(Verse 1) I went to the ballpark, oh so fine Heard the hot dog vendor's callin' mine I thought I'd go crazy, eat a dozen or more But I showed some restraint, and that's what I'm lookin' for (Chorus) I only ate 4 hot dogs, yeah, that's my claim to fame I could've had more, but I played it tame No stomachache for me, no guilty shame I only ate 4 hot dogs, and I'm feelin' no pain! (Verse 2) My friends all said "You're a wimp!" and "What's wrong with you?" But I said "Hey, 4's enough, my stomach's got a clue" No condiment coma, no bun-induced stress I'm the hot dog hero, I must confess! (Chorus) I only ate 4 hot dogs, yeah, that's my claim to fame I could've had more, but I played it tame No stomachache for me, no guilty shame I only ate 4 hot dogs, and I'm feelin' no pain! (Bridge) Maybe next time, I'll go for 5 But for now, 4's the number that survives My taste buds did the happy dance 'Cause 4 hot dogs were my second chance! (Chorus) I only ate 4 hot dogs, yeah, that's my claim to fame I could've had more, but I played it tame No stomachache for me, no guilty shame I only ate 4 hot dogs, and I'm feelin' no pain! (Outro) So if you see me at the ballpark again Don't be surprised when I stop at 4, my friend I'm the hot dog champ, the king of restraint I only ate 4 hot dogs, and I'm feelin' great!